At Shepheard’s Restaurant, Cairo

Artist: Kees Van DongenYear: 1928Type: Oil on canvas


At Shepheard’s Restaurant, Cairo

Artist: Kees Van Dongen
Year: 1928
Type: Oil on canvas



no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

Say It Ain't So
Weezer (Blue Album)
90,303 plays


Year: 1994

Sub-genre: Alternative

A fine, classic Weezer tune.


As confused and as angry as I am, I still miss you.

Do you know how fucking pathetic that makes me feel?

- (via uniquefantasy)


I think one of the most important things in this life that you can do for yourself is find people who make you feel like you’ve come home. That way no matter where you are, as long as they’re with you, you always feel like you’re where you’re supposed to be. 


“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.

how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.


people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 






"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)



"A patient cured is a patient lost."